Incredibly rare: Three whitetail bucks locked horns in battle and drowned together in a creek in Ohio.
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“You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. You were to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness.”
my brother just ran into my room with shaving cream mutton chops and three razors between his fingers on each hand and shouted I’M WOLVERCREAM
you think this is a joke
WE FOUND IT.
WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.
Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.
Valhalla Rising (2009)
Darth Bane’s orbalisk armor:
“They are called orbalisks. Creatures that feed on the power of the dark side.”
An orbalisk was a parasitic creature found on Dxun that lived in groups. They lay inactive in caves or other dark places, until they found a suitable host creature on whose skin they would attach themselves to in order to feed.
Upon claiming Freedon Nadd’s holocron in a tomb, Darth bane was attacked by a room full orbalisks
Orbalisks, once attached to a host, would multiply and grow, eventually enveloping and suffocating their victim. However, the holocron of Freedon Nadd contained the knowledge to make armament to prevent the orbalisks from covering the face, hands, and feet of the host, allowing them to keep this armor hidden.
Orbalisk armor’s durability was such that lightsabers had a hard time penetrating it, making a wearer basically immune to lightsaber attacks. The only weakness to this armor were the exposed joints at the neck and wrists, but these gaps were so small a lightsaber could only barely slice through. However, orbalisk armor was unable to protect the wearer from electricity, as Darth Bane discovered when he was attacked by Umbaran Shadow Assassins wielding Force pikes. However, the Orbalisks did offer some limited protection from the electrical shocks; despite being set to kill, the force pikes did not deliver a strong enough charge to subdue Bane.
Orbalisks caused the wearer to feel pain, fueling the wearers dark side power and if they were removed or killed they would release a highly toxic poison into the host’s body.
Orbalisk armor was a suit comprised of orbalisks, near-invincible parasites native to Dxun, that had a very hard shell, and were able to deflect even lightsabers. The parasitic creatures clung to the body using their thousands of tiny teeth, and fed off the dark side of the Force in the person.
The only people known to use orbalisk armor were Darth Bane and Freedon Nadd. Some of the orbalisks in Bane’s armor were killed in a duel with five Jedi, and it was his own Force lightning that dealt the blow, after it was redirected on him by a dying Jedi master. Bane survived due to the healing techniques of Caleb, who had struck a deal with Bane’s apprentice Darth Zannah.
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.